Are You Ready To Have A Child?

Question

How long have you had your current pair of headphones?

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Answer 1

Oh gosh, for over a year now?

Answer 2

Less than six months.

Answer 3

Oh God, a month? I'm constantly losing/breaking headphones.

Answer 4

Yes. Yes, I have.

Answer 5

Nope *smug face*

Answer 6

Multiple times.

Answer 7

No, I am very diligent about throwing out food.

Answer 8

I regularly throw out cartons of solid milk.

Answer 9

Very good. Exemplary even.

Answer 10

Eh, passable?

Answer 11

I purposely don't wrap presents. I use gift bags.

Answer 12

Yesterday, I think.

Answer 13

...I can't remember.

Answer 14

Before 10pm. *yawns*

Answer 15

Before midnight.

Answer 16

Depends how deep into a Netflix hole I get.

Answer 17

By 9am. I like to make the most out of my day.

Answer 18

Definitely out of bed by 11am.

Answer 19

Depends on how hungover I am.

Answer 20

Are you joking?

Answer 21

Congratulations! I'm so happy for you!

Answer 22

Oh shite, what are you going to do? Er, I mean, congratulations!